“If you think an apostrophe was one of the 12 disciples of Jesus, you will never work for me. If you think a semicolon is a regular colon with an identity crisis, I will not hire you. If you scatter commas into a sentence with all the discrimination of a shotgun, you might make it to the foyer before we politely escort you from the building.”

I Won’t Hire People Who Use Poor Grammar. Here’s Why, by Kyle Wiens

(Note to self: Pay more attention to punctuation and overall grammar. #mustgetbetter)